Drinks

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Okay, Katzenjammer Kids, listen up... Above ground booze is watered down milk, but here... this shit ain't two percent. — Father Vandyke to Milo and Lola

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Drinks are a main gameplay mechanic in Afterparty. Hell is known for its special type of drinks known as Hellcohol, which is said to "unshackle" its drinkers from their "previous concerns of societal appropriateness." Throughout the game, Milo and Lola can discover and drink many types of beverages across Hell's several bars, which normally hold a selection of four each. Each drink has a designated effect and a short description including some of its ingredients, and most locations have three possible Bicker posts each which can be shown as the bartender mixes the drink.

Based on their effects, drinks will unlock different dialogue options that can open up new paths in conversation, both compared to sober options and each other. Lola will always drink if Milo does and vice versa, stated by the former to ensure they "can't lie to each other about how drunk [they're] getting."

Effects

• Liquid Courage - Standard drunkenness; lowers inhibitions. Offered by The Great Emathian, Pear of Anguish, Giganticide, Frightening Visitor, Student of Prague, Woland's Margarita, Hoard and Squander, Hearse Chaser, Morning Murdrum, Look Out Behind You, Red Parrilla, Hydrophobia, Unmarked Grave, Judas Chair, and Forgotten Gospel.
• Flirty Floozy - Makes the user a hyper-sexed floozy. Offered by Bloody Stool.
• Prison Bully - Makes the user angry and intimidating. Offered by Famous Last Words.
• Sports Fanatic - Instills the user with sports fanaticism. Offered by Bang Bang.
• Cheeseball - Instills the user with corny kindness. Offered by Ling Chi.
• Lovable Lush - Makes the user a fun flirt. Offered by Jeffrey Bomber.
• Witty Asshole - Makes the user a clever dickhead. Offered by The Black Death.
• Witty Vaudevillian - Makes the user tell awful jokes. Offered by Grand Exhibitionist.
• Rich Asshole - Makes the user sound like a rich jackass. Offered by Blue Devil.
• Double Talk - Offered by Double Talk.
• Charming - Offered by Rabbit's Head.
• Pirate Captain - Makes the user talk like a pirate. Offered by Bluebeard's Last Wife.
• Club Killer - Makes the user a drugged-out socializer. Offered by Literally Acid.
• Hopeless Romantic - Makes the user a cheerful romantic. Offered by Headless Groom.
• Mad Mobster - Makes the user sound like a dirty mobster. Offered by Tommy Gun.
• Raging Psycho - Makes the user a babbling nutjob. Offered by Global Extinction.
• Evil Genius - Makes the user smart and evil. Offered by The Great Fall.

Drinks

Schoolyard Strangler, 1st and Izzard

Bloody Stool

• Effect: Flirty Floozy
• Description: Rye whisky. Absinthe, cat oil, and rose petals; hurts more on the way out
• Posts:
  • "I really shouldn't have gone home with that one-eyed conquistador, but Stools always turn me into a hyper-sexed floozy." – @asmilingspider
  • "Drink with caution! Three Bloody Stools and I'm an uncontrollable hyper-sexed floozy. – @Hambone
  • "Despite the name, the Strangler's Bloody Stool will bring out the hyper-sexed floozy that's in all of us. – @decieverofthings

Famous Last Words

• Effect: Prison Bully
• Description: Methanol, colored solvents with a touch of sugar; slightly more enjoyable than death
• Posts:
  • "I thought my boyfriend was just being angry and intimidating cause I didn't do the laundry. Nope. Just the Famous Last Words." – @SkullCock
  • "After losing my fourteenth bar fight in a row, I realized this drink made me angry and intimidating." – @dinosaurvampire
  • "You'll feel angry and intimidating after just a sip! Frighteningly fast, really." – @nattmarasleep

The Great Emathian

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Vodka, horseblood, demonradish; a favorite of Alexander the Great
• Posts:
  • "Nausea inducing. Not particularly unique. Got drunk, though, so who cares." – @IndieDevil
  • "Fills you with equal parts drunkenness and a strong desire to conquer things." – @EatorBeEaten
  • "Don't eat the demonradish. It won't make you more drunk." – @thecolorgreen

Pear of Anguish

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Originally crafted by Leopold II; served over ice in a pint glass; digestion aid
• Posts:
  • "Astringent and unpleasant. But it'll get you drunk at least." – @harrowingofass
  • "The ice cubes don't help. The drunkenness will." – @delaunay-jules-elie
  • "Last time I had a Pear of Anguish, I woke up still drunk on the back of a running horse." – @byanonymous

Feisty's, Bobolyne Park

Bang Bang

• Effect: Sports Fanatic
• Description: The hard stuff; may include monkey droppings; "in it to win it"
• Posts:
  • "Enjoy pointless physical activities with no meaningful consequence? Get a Bang Bang! Sports fanaticism is just a chug away!" – @mondaysamiright
  • "When I think the bar needs a little more sports fanaticism, I order a round of Bang Bangs." – @shelfofsucculentdelights
  • "Nothing better than watching the playoffs with some bros and a Bang Bang! Really brings out my sports fanaticism" – @thenether

Giganticide

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Low grade light beer; filtered through an elephant diaper; Goliath's least favorite
• Posts:
  • "People rag on Feisty's but they serve Giganticides here. Gets your drunk really fucking fast." – @mamacass41
  • "I had a few of these last week. Tried to murder my mailbox. Got very drunk. Highly recommended." – @honorius
  • "Giganticides aren't just for small people looking to prove something. They also just make you very very drunk." – @IndieDevil

Frightening Visitor

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: High proof brandy; thumbtacks; finished with a drop of a fan's tears
• Posts:
  • "Looks fancy but you're at Feisty's, so... you know it isn't. Gets you wicked drunk." – @AsperatedGummyBears
  • "They almost banned these. Glad they didn't. They don't take long to get you drunk." – @pumpkingirl
  • "It might make you look over your shoulder, but the drunkenness that ensues from the Visitor will make up for it." – @fanoffrasier

Ling Chi

• Effect: Cheeseball
• Description: Small batch rye whiskey; whipped witch's milk; usually hurts to drink
• Posts:
  • "I don't always want a corny kindness kind of evening, but when I do, I order a Ling Chi." – @scissorsandpencils
  • "Anyone else hurt to breathe after downing a Ling Chi? I like the corny kindness it instills but c'mon." – @fela_nastrondschool
  • "If you're in the mood for corny kindness, come watch me drink Ling Chi's at Feisty's in ten." – @enigma_sessle

Durdy Hurdy Gurdy, Little Rantalia

Jeffrey Bomber

• Effect: Lovable Lush
• Description: Scalding black turpentine - brewed tea, whiskey, garnished with fragrant durian
• Posts:
  • "Wanna be a fun flirt? Just down eighteen of these Jeffrey Bombers and hold on to something. " – @fra_angelico
  • "Why are these called Jeffrey Bomber when they just turn me into a fun flirt?" – @AsperatedGummyBearsx
  • "I'm glad my cute neighbor's not here, cause these REALLY bring out the fun flirt in me." – @cerastesfan

Student of Prague

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: A dash of pox and a dead man's toe. A cult favorite!
• Posts:
  • "Tonight feels like a Can't-Go-Home-Cause-I'm-Too-Drunk evening, so keep reloading on the Pragues, thanks." – @fra_angelico
  • "You know what? I'm just getting drunk tonight. Bring on the Student of Pragues, fuck it." – @naahmurmur
  • "I always choke on the mutant fly wings, but Pragues get the drunk work done fast, so... whatever." – @stormclouds

Woland’s Margarita

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Tinder box gin aged in the carcass of an alpine chamois. Oddly sweet.
• Posts:
  • "It's cliché to say the room is spinning, but fuck it, I'm drunk. Thanks Woland." – @beccafumiiswise
  • "Don't overthink it. Just get drunk. Get a Woland's Margarita." – @reapergirl
  • "It might look and sound classy, but don't be fooled, it just gets you drunk. Woland's Margarita." – @strifemagazine

The Black Death

• Effect: Witty Asshole
• Description: Our signature leprous lager. 16 full ounces of distilled bubo fluid.
• Posts:
  • "Clever dickheads sure do love Black Deaths, Jesus." – @Hambone
  • "A lot of clever dickheads in the bar tonight. Must be a run on Black Deaths." – @EatorBeEaten
  • "The Black Death unfortunately doesn't actually rot your body, it just turns you into a somewhat clever dickhead." – @fuselifood

Satan's House, Welkin Way

Judas Chair

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Blended scotch; a dash of warfarin; topped with an undigested cherry
• Posts:
  • "Judas Chairs go down rough but you'll get so drunk you won't really care." – @countugolino
  • "Warning: Luke's bartenders give heavy pours. This Judas Chair is gonna get me wrecked-level drunk." – @mania
  • "Wanna get drunk? Come out to Satan's and get a Judas Chair. Shit'll put hair on your balls." – @nattmarasleep

Global Extinction

• Effect: Raging Psycho
• Description: 1 oz lemon; cursed brandy; crushed teeth; lit by a supernova
• Posts:
  • "Global Extinctions are hard to make, and even harder to clean up after you become a babbling nutjob." – @LaughBurger
  • "I might be the only one in Hell that makes MORE sense after the babbling nutjob an Extinction makes me." – @bob_fosse_grimen
  • "Satan really has the best shit! Extinciotns turn you into a babbling nutjob, which is why most bars wont' serve them." – @cerastesfan

The Great Fall

• Effect: Evil Genius
• Description: One hateful mammalian rain served in canary wine. Vermouth and spit
• Posts:
  • "Great Falls should be called Win-Wins, cause they make you both smart and evil." – @burninghate
  • "Nothing like a Great Fall to start the party off in a smart and evil direction." – @reallyndalandon
  • "Feels like a smart and evil kinda night, so... either I go back to Super Villain Academy or order a Great Fall." – @scissorsandpencils

Forgotten Gospel

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: 5 oz blood of a diseased prophet; a hand of an eidolon; maraschino liqueur
• Posts:
  • "Forgotten Gospels get a bad rap. You'll get drunk, so what if the blood tastes like pennies?" – @countugliano
  • "Wanna get Wasted? Drunk? Hammered? Go for the Gospel, you won't regret it." – @dinosaurvampire
  • "Pro tip: order one of these without the hand. They soak up the booze, get you less drunk." – @enigma_sessle

The Sealed Knot, Little Rantalia

Hoard and Squander

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Whiskey, sulfur hexafluoride, robot parts, red dye number 3
• Posts:
  • "Order a Hoard and Squander to get drunk fast, take it from me and my parole officer." – @HopelessRomantic
  • "I don't know what people complain about. The whiskey in H&S gets you drunk and the acid burns off the far." – @napoletanoman
  • "Maybe it's cause I'm drunk right now, but these Squanders are really hitting the spot for me." – @nattmarasleep

Blue Devil

• Effect: Rich Asshole
• Description: Potato vodka; cigarette butts; the wailing of injured children; melted antoninianus
• Posts:
  • "I know I'm poor or whatever, but Blue Devils still make me feel like a rich jackass." – @HopelessRomantic
  • "These Blue Devils taste like nails but if you wanna act like a rich jackass, you kinda don't have a choice." – @nattmarasaleep
  • "Rich jackasses are usually that way from birth, but if you wanna fake it, drink a damn Devil." – @fatmonk

Grand Exhibitionist

• Effect: Witty Vaudevillian
• Description: Bourbon, mint, sugar, frog vocal sac
• Posts:
  • "I keep trying to rhyme bullshit and make awful jokes. Did somebody slip me a Grand Exhibitionist?" – @thecolorgreen
  • "God, the guy next to me's chugging Exhibitionists and won't stop making awful jokes. Someone cap his tab, please. " – @joe_hartlieb
  • "Like awful jokes? Then you'll like Grand Exihibitionists! The drink, not the human personality." – @unknownwriter

Hearse Chaser

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Gumpton, horse saliva, rock salt, lots of gin
• Posts:
  • "Ughh I'm gonna be feeling all these Hearse Chasers tomorrow. Pretty fucking drunk right now." – @burninghate
  • "If you wanna get DEAD DRUNK, you'll get a HEARSE CHASER. Wasn't that like their slogan in the 80's?" – @kaunobusixsixsix
  • "Hearse Chasers don't really chase the blues away but they do get you drunk." – @mamacass41

Courtroom, Little Rantalia

Morning Murdrum

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: European police siren, mayonnaise, hot sauce; sobers you up
• Posts: N/A

Double Talk

• Effect: Double Talk
• Description: Two shots of well whiskey and vodka; slurs; turpentine; team up
• Posts: N/A

Rabbit's Head

• Effect: Charming
• Description: Children's cereal; bourbon; divinely conferred charisma
• Posts: N/A

Club Skoll, Thrall City

Look Out Behind You

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: The eyes of a coveter; equal parts gin, drool, and a growing sense of unease
• Posts:
  • "You might be a little paranoid sipping these, but Look Outs do the trick with the whole getting drunk thing." – @mamacass41
  • "Look Outs are fun to drink cause of the giant eyeballs but they also get you drunk so win win." – @philotanustheawesome
  • "Getting drunk isn't hard, but only these will let you know if you have a stalker, too." – @natmarasleep

Bluebeard’s Last Wife

• Effect: Pirate Captain
• Description: Rum and spinal fluid; wrongly named after Bluebeard, who wasn't a pirate
• Posts:
  • "No real pirates drink these, but who cares what Long John Silver thinks. Talk like a pirate in no time!" – @mania
  • "For tourists only. Talk like a pirate without taking sailing classes." – @fra_angelico
  • "Bluebeard isn't a pirate, but you'll talk like a pirate with these, so I guess just focus on the positive." – @apolone999

Red Parrilla

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Electrified non-Newtonian fluid; coconut liquor; chilled for ten years
• Posts:
  • "I thought I'd take it easy tonight, but they're making Red Parrillas. Drunk city population me." – @IndieDevil
  • "The electricity burns your mouth a little, but you'll be as drunk as a skunk in no time." – @HopelessRomantic
  • "Works like a charm if you need to get drunk and forget that your landlord's dog hates you." – @nattmarasleep

Literally Acid

• Effect: Club Killer
• Description: Acid. Literally. Literally acid. It's acid. You're drinking acid.
• Posts:
  • "It's acid, yes, but you'll feel pretty great after. Like a drugged-out socializer, if I had to quantify it." – @LaughBurger
  • "The drink of choice for drugged out socializers. Accept no acid substitutes." – @thecolorgreen
  • "Wanna be a drugged out socializer? Just pour acid down your throat, apparently. – @burninghate

Significant Cellar, Thrall City

Hydrophobia

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Fish eggs; swimmer bile; gin and simple syrup
• Posts:
  • "Wanna get drunk? Get a Hydrophobia in the Cellar, these things are loaded." – @sonodarkness
  • "God those Hydrophobias are almost too much. You get drunk after a half of one." – @headinajar
  • "Three Hydrophobias about you'll be putting on your damn disco shoes. That means you'll be drunk." – @EatorBeEaten

Headless Groom

• Effect: Hopeless Romantic
• Description: Orange rum; melted chocolate; Catholic guilt; twisty straws for mild enjoyment
• Posts:
  • "Wanna fall in love? Try the Headless Groom. You'll be a cheerful romantic in no time." – @AsperatedGummyBears
  • "Cheerful romantics always chug these stupid Headless Grooms like they'll find their true love in the empty glass." – @mania
  • "Aptly named, one Headless Groom will turn you into a cheerful romantic. So be careful around weirdos." – @scissorsandpencils

Tommy Gun

• Effect: Mad Mobster
• Description: Cigarettes; sewage water; one decomposed raccoon tail; bullet casings
• Posts:
  • "Capone used to hook these up to his arm before he quit drinking. For dirty mobsters only." – @fela_nastrondschool
  • "Talk like a dirty mobster in no time with a Tommy Gun or two." – @naahmurmur
  • "If you miss the twenties and dames and bullets and dirty mobsters, this is the drink for you." – @bob_fosse_grimen

Unmarked Grave

• Effect: Liquid Courage
• Description: Ginger beer; rain water; something from Russia; a father's sweat
• Posts:
  • "The sun flower really doesn't show just how drunk you'll get with these." – @stmarysold
  • "Don't know who invented this shit, but they get you really drunk so whatever." – @thecolorgreen
  • "You'll be IN an unmarked grave, dead drunk if you drink too many of these!" – @ciudadsindios

Other

Vodka

While at the fake college mixer at the start of the game, Milo and Lola can take solo cups filled with "two dollar vodka mixed with three dollar lemonade" from Vicki, who was assigned to be the party's bartender after pulling the short straw. This is the only point in the game in which "normal" alcohol can be consumed.

Brass Bull

As Milo and Lola sit with Tommy Tulaney at his birthday party, Tommy orders a round of three Brass Bulls from Father Vandyke in order to demonstrate the mechanics of how drinking works in Hell. The drink reappears as the choice of drink for the "ladder" drinking games with (optionally) Greg, Apollyon, and Satan.

Permanent Vacation

While at Club Skoll, Asmodeus orders two shots of Permanent Vacation and offers to take one with Lola, which she can either refuse or be convinced by Milo to take. The drink causes Lola to become intensely relaxed and creates a ring of constantly regenerating pink flower petals over her head. It is the only drink in the game to have a visual effect on the drinker.

Unapologetic

While at Club Skoll, Asmodeus has Milo drink his own "personal cocktail" in front of a crowd, the Unapologetic. The drink causes Milo to throw up his Conscience - a smaller, bright green version of himself - causing him to become a sociopath for the duration of their separation.

Trivia

• Prior to playing beer pong with Satan towards the end of the game, Satan's bartender offers the player a selection of 14 different drinks. The selection includes two drinks from each bar with the exception of Little Rantalia's courtroom, whose drinks are not included.
  • The drinks available to the player prior to playing beer pong with Satan are: Bloody Stool, Famous Last Words, Bang Bang, Ling Chi, Jeffrey Bomber, The Black Death, Blue Devil, Grand Exhibitionist, Bluebeard's Last Wife, Literally Acid, Headless Groom, Tommy Gun, Global Extinction, and The Great Fall.
  • Of these, The Great Emathian, Pear of Anguish, Giganticide, Frightening Visitor, Student of Prague, Woland's Margarita, Hoard and Squander, Hearse Chaser, Morning Murdrum, Double Talk, Rabbit's Head, Look Out Behind You, Red Parrilla, Hydrophobia, Unmarked Grave, Judas Chair, and Forgotten Gospel are absent.
• Although at least one test build of the game allowed the player to drink an unlimited amount from their glasses, this was ultimately decided against in order to push players to use different types of drinks.
• The only drink selection screen in which the player is allowed to move is the one prompted by Nectarian in Little Rantalia's courtroom. The courtroom is also the only location where a unique drink selection screen is offered without a bar or serving table, and does not offer the usual accompanying Bicker posts as a result.
• The only established characters with known drink reviews are Lynda Landon, who has a review for The Great Fall, and Fela, who has reviews for the Ling Chi and Tommy Gun .